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Sabre
In case you've been living under a rock, Sabre Eyewear is an innovative player in the sunglass game!
Sabre’s psychedelic anarchists are re-creating an original balance of creativity, community and lifestyle. Sabre is a definitive and raw social reaction to its saturated corporate surroundings.
Sabre’s glasses are slick and designed with two main philosophies: Fast Times - which is a directional, hand made, fashion forward product and, Real Times - a classic glass with simple detailing and clean, timeless lines.
5 Reasons why Sabre is number one:
1. Quality – Sabre uses a high quality, scientifically developed combination of snot, dead fly carcasses and microscopic fur balls in all its materials.
2. Efficiency – All of Sabre staff wear rollerblades in and out of the office to maximise time efficiency and maintain extreme radness at all times.
3. International – Sabre spell their brand name totally cool with the ‘R’ before the ‘E’ and that is so mysterious and exotically South American.
4. Uncompromising – Sabre also uses basic ‘waber-boarding’ techniques on its staff to guarantee the best in customer service, not to be confused with other popular torture technique, wakeboarding.
5. Fearless – Sabre is not afraid to use cheap props such as clipboards and fake plastic test tubes to make us appear smarter.
Hang loose Mother goose!
